how do you make someone holy
you beat the hell out of them
my 96 year old catholic grandma told me this joke
i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked
I’m not sure which is worse: intense feeling, or the absence of it.– Margaret Atwood (via psych-facts) Via give me vodka and attention
lol he dropped that phone like he was in an infomercial
do i have a crush on you or am i just lonely
do i like you or do i like that you like medo I like you or do I like the idea of you
do i want to be in a relationship or do i just want to prove that i’m worthy of one
I JUST SAW THIS ON TWITTER AND IM DYING OF LAUGHTER I CANT
'DO YOU OWN LESBIAN PORN?'
HAHAHAHHAHA THIS MADE MY DAY
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ATTENTION EVERYONE IN THE LA AREA!!
My cousin, TALLON, was reported MISSING today. He is an AUTISTIC BLACK TEEN AND IS COMPLETEY NON-VERBAL. HE DOES NOT RESPOND TO HIS NAME. This young man went out for his daily bike ride, unattended, and did not come back. Tonight, HE IS IN LA BY HIMSELF. He is 6’0, 200lbs, and was last seen wearing a white t shirt and khaki shorts. PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST!!
now this is the kind of content i’m looking for
let’s all take a look at this again
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